The food selections of Mao’s Place, from River City Ransom by Technos.
Frozen yoghourt from Beavis and Butthead, by Radical Entertainment.
I finally get the sweetroll references in Skyrim omfg I’m so late
Commence overwhelming resentment for the Whiterun guards
Bottomless lemonade from The Curse of Monkey Island, by Lucasarts.
Cooking Mama 5 out September 16 ⊟
Majesco sent out these new screens along with the release date for Cooking Mama 5: Bon Appetit. You can see Mama dressed up for “the new Cooking Dojo mode where Mama slips into her gi for some serious culinary training.” Serious, serious sticking kiwi to a cake.
You can also see the screen declaring “Parfait: perfect!” which I just find amusing.
The bananas in Final Fantasy Legend II were actually opium in Japanese
This is Tail of the Sun, an obscure PSone game where your goal is to take the cave-people to the big yellow ball in the sky. To do this you take control of a chieftain and eat random crap you find throughout the land to level up your stats like running, jumping, swimming, strength, and fertility so you can create future cave-people who are strong enough to take on mammoths for their tusks in order to build the structure that will take your people to the sun.
Also the food you eat that are not living animals are sugar cookies. It’s great.
Homebrew grog from Monkey Island 2, by Lucasarts.
you can’t be a pirate if you can’t handle your grog!